Dear ASL Aesthetics,

A wise old man once wrote a note to me in my gaucherie presence, "The best comeback line with a practice by telling impertinent people - Don't make me say things that will make you bring a dictionary"

What an afflatus! I shall remain clandestine till one vesuviate day, the semblance of verisimilitude shall be revealed soon, As an incipient of my candor evocative of the "Beyond". A friendly harbinger - a sorcerer prone to coquette because of his extremely charisma and ineffable a clerisy deaf one. Incisively proclaiming a resourceful ASL MacGyver shall bring you a lagniappe bibelot very soon... The scent of elixir with a guarantee to deliver the clarity to my penumbra mind. The sempiternal redolent of triple shots of espresso calls my name. Have a great estival!

ASL MacGyver - 7/4/2015

"ASL MacGyver's Holy Tie Excalibur"

Dear Eloquence ASL addicts,

ASL MacGyver's denouement confession of a tie. A Holy Tie Excalibur that I can not stick it out !

The limerence of love and hate relationship with an ethereal for knotting..... I am generically-engineered to defenestration a skill to achieve a master the art of tying! A beleaguer process as the role of forbearance are on the way to achieve four onomatopoeia of panoplies.

Ineffable my sense of nefarious struggle to tie a tie! Somnambulist can produce a decent tie during my epoch time to complete an easy task. Pastiche through a colossal neural networking namely Google on "how-to tying a tie". Abundance phosphenes of comprehensive manual with an ephemeral to assemblage the Windsor, Half Windsor, Four in Hand and Pratt necktie knots and all these comely step-by-step instructions.
 

Windsor is the desultory one,

Half Windsor only can be described as half Labyrinthine,

Four in hand is a furtive yet an imbroglio one,

and raveling Pratt offers sempiternal of nemesis.

A vestigial of many failed attempts, but a surreptitious of clip-on, without any epiphany, offers ephemeral of success... A clip-on remains a denouement. Salute and ciao !